i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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