Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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