I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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