The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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