Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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