I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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