Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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