You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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