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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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