Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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