how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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