It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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