he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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