He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
