no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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