Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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