why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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