it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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