Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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