Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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