All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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