I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
