A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
The beer is more important than you right now.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
