At least make sure they are 18
Why
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
where am i from again
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Randomize
