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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.

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  Did you save them?

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  Who?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  operation have a gay friend backfired

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket

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• (716): View more from New York

  This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  My hands smell like vagina and ham.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!

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