i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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