out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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