im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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