Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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