She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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