Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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