I am midnight drunk by noon
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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