Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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