their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
