I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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