Buhtt sex?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I have fence marks all over my body
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