I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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