Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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