just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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