her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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