Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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