you traded sex for a burrito?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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