do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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