shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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