I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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