For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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