im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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