I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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