Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize