evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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