plz talk dirty to me
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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