Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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